The Life of a Lazy Procrastinator

I would hate to get into a fight while I had diarrhea

feigningindifference:

tyleroakley:

another day, another moment where I can’t not reblog this

DAMN IT SCARLETT

(Source: chriscanandwill)

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

(via stopwhitepeopleforever)