The Life of a Lazy Procrastinator

I would hate to get into a fight while I had diarrhea

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I remember I went into the “normal” side of the internet once to look for baby names and everyone was like “ew wtf DO NOT name ur baby Mars” and I did anyway and then she was born a goddess sent to crush the normal side of the internet… and everything else.

I got a great compliment on my tattoo today and like I’m over the moon I love people sometimes

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

(via smosh)